Amanda Brooks, Staff Writer
Edited by Julia Stanski
My name is Tonka. I am a seven-year-old Yorkshire terrier who loves bananas. No, I am not a monkey. I do have a stuffed monkey though. It’s my favorite toy! I start my day by keeping the mailman off my property (my intimidating physique helps with this). Afterwards, I drink and eat as much as I can. I have to maintain my bod to keep the ladies barking. Although, I have to admit, I am a very lazy boy. I watch numerous shows with my humans on the couch. One of my favorites is The X Files and I have to say my favorite character is Scully’s Pomeranian, Queequeg. All in all, I’m just an ordinary lad who is easily impressed and loves being petted. Just don’t wake me up!